Yelmalio Jokes
Did you hear about the Yelmalion who tried to make pate de fois gras?
He broke his geese!
Sent by Steve Royle
How many Yelmalions does it take to change a lamp wick?
Two.
One to change it and the other to hold his hand 'cos it's dark!
Sent by Steve Royle
Three Yelmalion talking after temple one day:
First Yelmalion: "My worst nightmare would be to be locked in a dark room
deprived of Yelm's light for eternity"
Second Yelmalion: "But it would be worse to be stuck in a dark room for all
eternity, with only strange women for company"
Third Yelmalion: "That's nothing, my worst nightmare would be to be on a sunny
battlefield surrounded by my comrades, slaying Yelm's foes and bringing
enlightenment to the unbelievers"
The other two look at him amazed, finally one asks "How could that be bad?"
Third Yelmalion: "I'd be having too much fun!"
Sent by Steve Royle
What's the definition of silence?
A friendly conversation with a Yelmalian.
Sent by Jon Hill
Q: Why should you always take two Yelmalians with you when you go fishing?
A: If you take one, he'll drink all your beer. If you take two, they won't touch a drop!
Sent by W. Glenn Kirkconnell
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