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Jokes of PraxA morokanth walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a plate of herdman.The bartender tells the morokanth he doesn't serve herdman and throws him out of the bar. The next day the morokanth returns and again orders a beer and a plate of herdman. The bartender tells the morokanth he doesn't serve herdman and if the morokanth ever shows his face in his bar again he will nail the morokanth to the wall by his four legs. He then throws the morokanth out of the bar. The next day the morokanth returns and orders a beer and a plate of nails. The bartender replies that he has no nails. The morokanth says, "In that case I'll have a plate of herdman instead". Sent by Ed Beekman
A young Agimori sought the council of the scholars of Lhankor Mhy in Pavis. He knew they would seek something in trade for their knowledge, and approached with a collection of beads, hides and other trinkets. The scholars refused to accept any of these things, and rebuked him, saying, "We can answer any question, but for every question, the price is 100 Lunars." The young Agimori tried to bargain them down, but they would not budge. He nodded, and sighed, accepting their terms. "What's the matter?" the scholar asked, "100 Lunars is not so much." "I suppose not," replied the Agimori, "But it will take me a while to kill that many." Sent by Bill Ray
One day while out hunting, a rhinocerous rider, a bolo rider and an Agimori encountered each other on the plains and grew curious about one another's customs. After discussing it awhile, they decided to trade positions for a day and see how it went. That night, they gathered again, and the bolo rider turned to the Agimori and said, "My feet hurt, I'm thirsty, and I couldn't catch anything to eat all day, I don't know how your people can live like this." The rhinocerous rider snorted and said, "Your feet hurt? I chased that crazy lizard of yours across the wastes all morning, and then I couldn't get it to move again until the sun started to set. It kept me so busy, I didn't catch anything either. How could these lizards not drive your people mad?" The Agimori sighed and nodded, turning to the rhinocerous rider, "I caught nothing either. Your rhinocerous was so cumbersome and loud that I couldn't sneak up on my prey. I just don't understand why your people carry them." Sent by Bill Ray
Sent by Sandy Petersen
Two Orlanthi are on a journey across the wastelands, guided by a Sable Rider.
It's been month that they haven't seen any girl around. Sent by Vincent Raout
-Have you ever eaten a Lunar officer, a Morocanth asked. Sent by Mikko Metsälä
A zebra walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A morokanth walks into a bar. He says in halting Tradetalk, "I want a drink."
The bartender says, "Do you want a beer?"
The bartender says, "Well, do you want some wine?"
The bartender says, "Well, then, how about kvass?" The bartender says, "If you don't mind my asking, why the long No's?" One Ulerian says to the other, "So THAT'S why they call him Sor-eel the short!" Sent by W. Glenn & Leslee Kirkconnell
How do you hide money from a Praxian? Sent by Mike Dawson
More of a saying than a joke: Sent by Christopher W. Stetson
Things you should never say to a Morocanth: Sent by Mikko Metsälä
An old Zebra Rider in Pavis owned a nice-looking zebra that he kept in his pasture right inside the Rubble.
One day an adventurer comes by and notices the beautiful animal. With his
weapons clanking against his armor, he walks over and asks in Tradetalk: The Rider says, "Me." "I'll give you 500 Lunars now for him!" said the adventurer. "No, he is not for sale... He don't look so good," says the Survivor. "What do you mean he don't look so good, he looks fine to me. Tell you what, I'll give you 750 Lunars for him right now, old timer!" "No," says the Rider, "He don't look so good." "1000 silvers then, take it or leave it!" the warrior huffed. "OK, but I tell you, he don't look so good!" replied the old man as he made the deal. A few days later, the adventurer comes up to the old man's house once again. His head is bandaged and he's on crutches. "WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU, YOU SOLD ME A BLIND ZEBRA!" he shouts. "I told you he don't look so good!" Sent by Peter Svensson
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