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Mostali JokesOK, I guess most of these are about Mostali, not by them...
Did you hear the one about the lazy Mostali?? No? Good!!! When should you stop hitting an Uz?? Never. How do you recognize a mad Mostali?? He has lost his tools. A crazy dwarf asks for some time off, his elder tells him he can have a day off next century. Next century the mad dwarf downs his tools and decides to go for a walk. An uz warrior eats him.....when he does not come back the elder goes looking for him and finds the Uz dead with half the dwarf sticking out of his bottom. The elder smiles "That'll teach him".
This joke is only told by the food loremasters amongst themselves: By Robert Mills
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